
If you wake up looking like this, PLEASE do not go to work or school.




Gordon Waller of Peter and Gordon died July 16 in Connecticut. This announcement is on the Peter and Gordon MySpace page:
"We are deeply saddened to report that some time after 8:00 p.m. last night east coast time, Gordon Waller went into cardiac arrest and was taken to the emergency room. Despite intensive efforts on his behalf by hospital personnel, Gordon passed away early this morning. Please keep him in your thoughts and prayers."
"Peter & Gordon" appeared May 9th in McDonough as part of the "Sounds of the 60's ... British Invasion" concert. Click here for the True Oldies slide show of that concert.


We gave away a daughter that day
A glass we raised to toast
We danced and laughed the night away
We were the perfect hosts
But when the guests departed
And silence filled the room
I thanked my lucky stars
For years ago I was your groom
Happy Anniversary Janet
I love you more each day
(Photo by Justin ... 375Photography)



Three contractors are bidding to fix a broken fence at the White House. One is from Chicago, another is from Tennessee, and the third is from Georgia. All three go with a White House official to examine the fence. The Georgia contractor takes out a tape measure and does some measuring, then works some figures with a pencil. "Well," he says, "I figure the job will run about $900: $400 for materials, $400 for my crew and $100 profit for me." The Tennessee contractor also does some measuring and figuring, then says, "I can do this job for $700: $300 for materials, $300 for my crew and $100 profit for me." The Chicago contractor doesn't measure or figure, but leans over to the White House official and whispers, "$2,700." The official, incredulous, says, "You didn't even measure like the other guys! How did you come up with such a high figure?" The Chicago contractor whispers back, "$1000 for me, $1000 for you, and we hire the guy from Tennessee to fix the fence." "Done!" replies the government official. And that, my friends, is how the new stimulus plan will work.
(Thanks to Lanny)