Wednesday, March 26, 2014

Unionized College Football?

“In a ruling that could revolutionize college athletics, a federal agency ruled Wednesday that college football players at Northwestern University can unionize.”    Which brings us to:

The TOP FIVE demands by a unionized college football team:

5) More time spent in huddle, less actual playing time.

4) Every other Saturday off.

3) All penalties are subject to a collective bargaining grievance procedure.

2) Three minute quarters, 60 minute half-time.

1) Every team will play in a bowl game. (Oh, wait … that appears to be happening already.)

Saturday, March 8, 2014

Daylight Savings Time

This tree at Kennesaw Mountain National Battlefield Park appears to be getting ready to "Spring Forward". To avoid completely shocking my body and mind, I will spring forward 30 minutes tonight and another 30 tomorrow night.

Sunday, March 2, 2014


If the #Oscars2014 run much longer, will they announce next year's winners as well? I'm asking for a really sleepy friend.