Wednesday, July 30, 2008

Georgia to Missouri in 30 Seconds

This is why my family hates to travel with me. 650 miles ... 10 hours 45 minutes ... lovely scenery ...

Tuesday, July 29, 2008

Get Ready To Party!

Gary Puckett of Union Gap fame ... The Grass Roots starring Rob Grill ... and Gary Lewis & The Playboys! Click here to order your tickets by phone or on-line. It's "The Sounds of the 60's Solid Gold" concert Saturday, October 4th.

Sunday, July 27, 2008

Home Sweet Home

Just got back from a quick visit with my folks in southern Missouri.

Check out the photos HERE.

Monday, July 14, 2008

Story Time: "The Beauty Treatment"

Once upon a time, a husband and wife are grocery shopping when the man picks up a case of Budweiser and sticks it into the shopping cart.
"What do you think you're doing?" asks the wife.
"It's on sale today, only $10," he says.
"Put them back. We can't afford it," says the wife, and they continue on shopping.
A few aisles later the woman picks up a $20 jar of face cream and sticks it into the shopping cart.
"What do you think you're doing?" asks the man.
"It's my face cream. It makes me look beautiful," she says.
The man will be receiving visitors at Piedmont Hospital for the remainder of the week.

(Thanks to Bill Naivar)

Friday, July 11, 2008

Chunky Gal Mountain

From "The Best of Randy & Spiff"

Wednesday, July 9, 2008

Drinking Was Involved ...

A Russian woman in St Petersburg killed her drunk husband with a folding couch. Click here for the rest of the story.

Tuesday, July 8, 2008

Can Cell Phones really harm you???

((Thanks to Pace))

Monday, July 7, 2008

What the ... ?

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Sunday, July 6, 2008

Proud to be a Redneck

You might be a Redneck if:

1. It never occurred to you to be offended by the phrase, "One nation, under God."

2. You've never protested about seeing the 10 Commandments posted in public places.

3. You still say "Christmas" instead of "Winter Festival".

4. You remove your hat and bow your head when anyone prays.

5. You stand and place your hand over your heart when they play our National Anthem

6. You treat Viet Nam vets with great respect, and always have.

7. You've never burned an American flag, but would kick someone's BUTT that did.

8. You know what you believe and you aren't afraid to say so, no matter who is listening.

9 You respect your elders and expect your kids to do the same.

10. You'd give your last dollar to a friend.

(Thanks to Walt for finding this.)

The Rain-Out

Friday, July 4, 2008

Thursday, July 3, 2008

Patriotic Liz!

Happy 4th of July!!!

Wednesday, July 2, 2008

Men. You can't live with them ...

...You can't legally kill them.

(Thanks, I think, to Mike Jett)

Story Time: "The Lottery Winner"

Once upon a time a woman from Marietta came home, screeched her car into the driveway, and ran into the house. She slammed the door and shouted at the top of her lungs, 'Honey,pack your bags. I won the Mega-Millions lottery!' The husband said, 'Oh my Gosh! What should I pack, beach stuff or mountain stuff?' 'Doesn't matter,' she said. 'Just get out.'

Tuesday, July 1, 2008

Caption This!

"Dang ... How much longer for that Pizza delivery?"
((Add your caption to this photo in the comment section.))
Civil War Artillery at Kennesaw Mountain during the 144th Battle Anniversary this past weekend. Just like my time in the military ... "Hurry up and wait."