Thursday, October 31, 2013

Affordable Tax Payment Act

I am planning on opening a website on December 1, 2013. The government will then have the opportunity to navigate my site, and request that I pay taxes to them in 2014. If they prefer, they may keep their current tax system if they are happy with it.


A ... My system may crash at any given time or have links that lead to nowhere in particular.

B ... I lied about the government being able to keep the current tax system they now enjoy.

C ... If, for some odd reason, the government does get my website to work, they will encounter “sticker shock” informing them that I will be paying 40-60% less tax than they expected.

Wednesday, October 23, 2013

When gas was 26 cents a gallon

The year was 1948.  And on October 26th of that year ... my folks got married.  Happy 65th Wedding Anniversary Mom & Day!!  I love you so much.

Tuesday, October 15, 2013

The Shut Down!

Here's an idea. Open everything that the government has shut down. And then shut down Congress, the Senate, and the White House. Problem solved.

The day after Columbus Day

Little known Christopher Columbus fact: Christopher's original name was Cristoforo Colombo. Lucky for us Christopher changed his name. Otherwise we would be celebrating "Peter Falk" Day.

Tuesday, October 8, 2013

Atlanta Sports

Just discovered that both the Falcons and Braves work for the government and "shut down."