Thursday, November 26, 2015

Friday, November 20, 2015

Close Call!

Escaped unharmed tonight after I accidentally stumbled upon what appeared to be some sort of gang initiation ritual in downtown Acworth.

Saturday, November 14, 2015

Braves trade longtime fans to Oakland

In an unprecedented move, the Atlanta Braves have traded away several longtime supporters for six minor league fans of the Oakland Athletics. Braves management stated, “We are attempting to build something special in 2017 and decided that a younger fan base is the way to go. We’re excited about the addition of these young minor league fans that will, in our opinion, blossom into fantastic big league supporters of the Atlanta Braves. We would like to thank the Braves fans we traded to Oakland for their years of support and wish them well in the future.” As part of the package, the A’s will also receive from Atlanta an elderly beer vendor and a senior female fan to be named later.

Friday, November 13, 2015


I am sickened. Thoughts and Prayers to everyone affected by these cowardly terrorist acts.

Thursday, November 12, 2015

Let's Get Physical

Just went for my yearly physical. Note to self: Next time, wait until I get into the examination room to disrobe. Some very uncomfortable people in the waiting room.

Wednesday, November 11, 2015

Monday, November 9, 2015

This is important because?

I don't care what they put on the side of a Starbucks cup. But due to the price of their drinks, the cup better be made of a precious metal.

Thursday, November 5, 2015

Atlanta Braves 2016

AJC  - "Braves wear Turner Field patch next season."

Also considering wearing Life Alert necklaces.

Monday, November 2, 2015

I'll Drink to That!

“NBC Concerned About 'Tonight Show' Host's 'Excessive' Drinking, Report Says.” Sorta gives “Fallon Down Drunk” a whole new meaning.