Tuesday, December 30, 2008

Amazing Technology!

My newly installed hi-tech car radio detected "Hooters" last night at 7:12 ... 45 degrees starboard.

No Way!!!!

I have this guy working on my 401k now ...

(Thanks to Julie for finding this.)

Sunday, December 28, 2008

Stuck in Traffic?

The faces behind the voices of our afternoon traffic reporters during the "Spiff & Fred Show" on True Oldies 106.7.

Saturday, December 27, 2008

Thursday, December 25, 2008

Santa Made It!!!

Whoooo-hoooo! I must have been a good boy this year because Santa stopped at my house!

Saturday, December 20, 2008

Hog for the Holidays!

True Oldies 106.7 gave away a limited edition Harley today at Granite Mountain Harley-Davidson in Conyers!

Thursday, December 18, 2008

Santa Convention

"So I tell my head elf ... I want the toy soldier to be this big ..."

Thursday, December 11, 2008

Listen for the "Spiff Happens Sports" report ... weekdays on the "Spiff & Fred Show" ... 3-7pm ... True Oldies 106.7.

Wednesday, December 10, 2008

Hail! Hail! The Gang's All Here!

Former radio co-workers meet for lunch at Ted's Montana Grill. (Photo taken moments before rushing out of the restaurant without paying.)

Sunday, December 7, 2008

120608 On the Road with Spiff

Grand Opening of "Main Street Frames" in Kennesaw, Georgia.

120608 On the Road with Spiff

Grand Opening of the Dollar General in Maysville, Georgia.

Canadian Police chase?

(Thanks to Lanny)

Thursday, December 4, 2008

Action News!

The dangers of reporting the news live ...

Reporter Owned By Sled - Watch more News Videos

Tuesday, December 2, 2008

Was It THAT Long Ago?

(Thanks to Don Smith)

Sunday, November 30, 2008

My Accountant

My niece Addie showing me the balance of my 401k.

Tuesday, November 25, 2008

Sunday, November 23, 2008

Tis the Season ...

It really takes off around the :45 mark ...

(Thanks Lanny)

On The Road with Spiff 112208

Thursday, November 20, 2008

Story Time: "The Thanksgiving Visit"

A man in Acworth, Georgia calls his son in San Diego the day before Thanksgiving and says, "I hate to ruin your day, but I have to tell you that your mother and I are divorcing; forty-five years of misery is enough. "Pop, what are you talking about?" the son screams.
We can't stand the sight of each other any longer," the father says. "We're sick of each other, and I'm sick of talking about this, so you call your sister in Denver and tell her." Frantic, the son calls his sister, who explodes on the phone. "Like heck they're getting divorced," she shouts, "I'll take care of this," She calls immediately, and screams at her father, "You are NOT getting divorced. Don't do a single thing until I get there. I'm calling my brother back, and we'll both be there tomorrow. Until then, don't do a thing, DO YOU HEAR ME?" and hangs up. The old man hangs up his phone and turns to his wife. "Okay," he says, "they're coming for Thanksgiving and paying their own way."
(Thanks to Angeleen)

Thursday, November 13, 2008

Listen for the motorcycle rev up 3 times a day - Monday thru Friday - at 8:15am, 1:15pm and 5:15pm. Be the 10th Caller at (404) 741-1067 when you hear our “hog” rev up...you’ll score a family four-pack of tickets to ride the legendary Pink Pig at Macy’s Lenox Square, and you’re qualified for the Grand Prize drawing for your chance to win the “Softtail Deluxe 105th Anniversary Edition” Harley from Granite Mountain Harley-Davidson!

Tuesday, November 11, 2008

Veteran's Day ... Never Forget!

You put it on the line for us
We won’t forget, you are A-Plus

This country stands because of you
Your service seals red white, and blue

No better troops embrace this earth
Thank God for you, our greatest worth

We pray for you both night and day
God be with you along your way

You wear your uniform with pride
And use your skills, so well applied

The rank you hold does mean one thing
You’re a GI and you are first-string

Be well assured we back you strong
How proud we say ‘that you belong’

Without your will - to walk the walk
We’d have no right - to talk the talk

(Roger Robicheau)

Sunday, November 9, 2008

Friday, November 7, 2008

Sunday, November 2, 2008

The Blonde Antelope

(Thanks to Lanny)

Friday, October 31, 2008

Remember to VOTE for your favorite character!

(Thanks to The Tiffany Guy)

"Keith Jackson Sports"

As heard on True Oldies 106.7 "The Spiff & Fred Show" ... Keith Jackson with a little help from former Atlanta Coach Dan Reeves reports on the big UGA-Florida game and the Falcons visit to Oakland. A big thanks to Jim Gossett for the Keith & Dan voices.

Tuesday, October 28, 2008

Family Pride

We're darn proud of our nephew Robb who is a Coast Guard pilot and was on the Coast Guard helicopter in this video during the rescue of the fishermen last week in Alaska. You can hear Robb in the background talking to the C-130's and the Communications Station back in Kodiak.

ANCHORAGE, Alaska - A U.S. Coast Guard Air Station Kodiak MH-60 Jayhawk rescues four survivors from the 92-foot fishing vessel Katmai 100 miles west of Adak in the Aleutian Islands.

Saturday, October 25, 2008

Thursday, October 23, 2008

(Thanks to Charlotte)

Tuesday, October 21, 2008

Story Time: "The New HDTV"

A farmer finally decided to buy a new HDTV. The store assured him that they would install the antenna and HDTV the next day.

The next evening the farmer turned on his new HDTV and found only political ads on every channel. The next morning he turned the TV on and found only political ads again.

When he came in to eat lunch he tried the TV again but still only found political ads.

The next day when he still found only political ads he called the store to complain. The owner said that it was impossible for every channel to only have political ads, but agreed to send their repairman to check the HD TV.

When the TV repairman turned on the TV he found that the farmer was right. After looking at the TV for a while he went outside to check the antenna. In a few minutes he returned and told the farmer he had found the problem.

The antenna had been installed on top of the windmill and grounded to the manure spreader.

(Thanks again to Bill Naivar)

Monday, October 20, 2008

Brought To You By ...

(Thanks to Bill Naivar)

Sunday, October 19, 2008


Took this shot today while at Cumberland Mall. Part of the Marietta Air Show.

Friday, October 17, 2008

Sarah Palin on "Joe The Plumber"

As heard on True Oldies 106.7 "The Spiff & Fred Show".
(Thanks to Jim Gossett & Mimi Gentry)

Friday, October 10, 2008

Beer Money?

(Thanks to Bill Naivar)

Thursday, October 9, 2008

Sarah Palin Sings About Her VP Debate

As heard on True Oldies 106.7 "The Spiff & Fred Show".

(Thanks to Mimi Gentry for the wonderful Sarah Palin voice)

Wednesday, October 8, 2008

Tom Brokaw & The Debate

As heard on True Oldies 106.7 "The Spiff & Fred Show"

(Thanks to Jim Gossett for the incredible voices!)

Tuesday, October 7, 2008

Electile Dysfunction

Electile Dysfunction: The inability to become excited or aroused over any of the choices for President put forth by either party.
(Thanks Lanny)

Do Not Try This At Home

I am passing this on to you because it definitely works and we could all use a little more calmness in our lives. By following the simple advice heard on the Dr. Phil
show, you too can find inner peace. Dr Phil proclaimed, 'The way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the things you have started and have never finished.' So, I looked around my house to see all the things I started and hadn't finished, and before leaving the house this morning, I finished a bottle of Merlot, a bottle of Zinfandel, a bottle of Bailey's Irish Cream, a package of Oreos, the remainder of my
old Prozac prescription, the rest of the cheesecake, some Doritos, and a box of chocolates. You have no idea how good I feel right now!

(Thanks PACE)

Monday, October 6, 2008

A Good Time Was Had By All!

Gary Puckett on stage in McDonough on Saturday night. Gary Puckett was joined by Gary Lewis and the Playboys and the Grass Roots. Mark May 9th on your calendar. Another incredible show on it's way!

Sunday, October 5, 2008

Friday, October 3, 2008

Dufus of the Day

Electric Fence + Alcohol + Nature Call = Dufus of the Day.

Moron Pees on Electric Fence - Watch more free videos

Thursday, October 2, 2008

Redneck 911 Call

(Thanks to Bill Naivar for this)

Tuesday, September 30, 2008

Redneck Carnival Ride

(Thanks to Lanny for finding this)

Sunday, September 28, 2008

Far Out Fridays!

Want True Oldies 106.7 to pay your place of work a visit? Click here to sign up for "Far Out Fridays". Friday's just got a whole lot cooler! Just ask the folks at "Roxanne's Accounting & Tax Service" in Austell ...

Saturday, September 27, 2008

Friday, September 26, 2008

Sunday, September 21, 2008

Story Time: "The Police Chase"

Once upon a time a senior citizen drove his brand new Corvette convertible out of the dealership. Taking off down the road, he floored it to 90 mph, enjoying the wind blowing through what little hair he had left.  'Amazing,' he thought as he flew down I-75, pushing the pedal even more.  Looking in his rear view mirror, he saw a Georgia State Trooper behind him, lights flashing and siren blaring.  He floored it to 100 mph, then 110, then 120.  Suddenly he thought, 'What am I doing?  I'm too old for this,' and pulled over to await the trooper's arrival.  Pulling in behind him, the trooper walked up to the Corvette, looked at his watch and said, 'Sir, my shift ends in 30 minutes. Today is Friday. If you can give me a reason for speeding that I've never heard before, I'll let you go.'  The old gentleman paused. Then said, 'Years ago, my wife ran off with a Georgia State Trooper. I thought you were bringing her back.'  ''Have a good day, sir,' replied the trooper.

(Thanks to Charlotte)

Wednesday, September 17, 2008

Still Time To Get Tickets!

Gary Puckett of Union Gap fame ... The Grass Roots ... and Gary Lewis & The Playboys! Click here to order your tickets by phone or on-line. It's "The Sounds of the 60's Solid Gold" concert Saturday, October 4th.

Monday, September 15, 2008

Sunday, September 14, 2008

It's a TRUE OLDIES 106.7 "Workday Shout Out!"

How would you like a True Oldies 106.7 "Workday Shout Out" to your office or place of work during the "Spiff & Fred Show"?  It's easy to do.  Just drop me an email with your name, company name and location.  I'll take care of the rest and then we'll give you a SHOUT OUT during the "Spiff & Fred Show", 3-7 weekday afternoons.

Lessons To Live By ...


Wine her. Dine her. Call her. Hold her. Surprise her. Compliment her. Smile at her. Listen to her. Laugh with her. Cry with her. Romance her. Encourage her. Believe in her. Cuddle with her. Shop with her. Give her jewelry. Buy her flowers. Hold her hand. Write love letters to her. Go to the ends of the earth and back again for her.


Show up naked. Bring chicken wings. Don't block the TV.

((Thanks to Lanny))   

Friday, September 12, 2008

Win Tickets to see Tina Turner!!!

Join the True Oldies Listener Club and have a chance to win a pair of tickets to see Tina Turner! Click here or on "Tina" for your chance to win.

Wednesday, September 10, 2008

Tuesday, September 9, 2008

Monday, September 8, 2008

How to Install a Home Security System in the South

1. Go to a second-hand store and buy a pair of men's used size 14-16 work boots.

2. Place them on your front porch, along with a copy of Guns and Ammo Magazine.

3. Put a few giant dog dishes next to the boots and magazines.

4. Leave a note on your door that reads:

Hey Bubba - Me, Big Jim, Duke and Slim went for more ammunition. Back in an hour.
Don't mess with the pit bulls - they attacked the mailman this morning and messed him up real bad.  I don't think Killer took part in it, but it was hard to tell from all the blood.  Anyway, I locked all four of 'em in the house. Better wait outside.

(Thanks to Tom)

Sunday, September 7, 2008

Saturday, September 6, 2008

On The Road With Spiff

Hey gang! Join me, Fred, Wayne "No Offence" and the True Oldies 106.7 gang at "The Taste of Kennesaw" ... Saturday 9/6 ... 11a-8p ... Live concert beginning at 8p with "The Great American Rock and Roll Revival." I'll be there starting around 6p. Click here for more information.

Friday, September 5, 2008

How do you spell AMERICA???

Look closely at the sign in the crowd at the RNC ...

Sunday, August 31, 2008

Thursday, August 28, 2008

Tuesday, August 26, 2008

On The Road With Spiff

Hey gang! Join me this Saturday (8/30) at John's Creek United Methodist Church, 1180 Medlock Bridge Road in John's Creek from Noon-1:00pm. It's the 2nd Annual Arts on the Creek Festival. Enjoy live music and dance ... activities for the entire family ... plus Arts and Crafts from local artists. Click here for more information.

Sunday, August 24, 2008

Story Time: "The Moral To The Story Is ... "

Once upon a time, a teacher in Cobb County gave her fifth grade class an assignment to have their parents tell them a story with a moral at the end of it.

The next day the kids came back and one by one began to tell their stories. “Tony, do you have a story to share?” the teacher asked.

“Yes ma'am. My daddy told me a story about my Aunt Karen when she was a pilot in the Air Force and her plane got shot down.

She had to bail out over enemy territory and all she had was a flask of whiskey, a pistol and a survival knife. She drank the whiskey on the way down to calm her nerves.

However, her parachute ended up landing right in the middle of the enemy troops. So she shot fifteen of them with her gun until she ran out of bullets then killed four more with her knife and then she killed the last Taliban fighter with her bare hands.”

“Good Heavens” said the horrified teacher. “What kind of moral did your daddy try and tell you from this horrible story?”

“He told me to stay the heck away from Aunt Karen when she's been drinking.”

((Thanks to Judy Cullen))

Friday, August 22, 2008

Try This With Your Boss & Let Me Know How It Works For You.

Dear Boss

I have enjoyed working here these past several years. You have paid me very well and given me benefits beyond belief.
I have 3-4 months off per year, a pension plan that will pay my salary till the day I die and a health plan that most people can only dream about.
Despite this, I plan to take the next 12-18 months to find a new position.
During this time, I will show up for work when it is convenient. In addition, I fully expect to draw my full salary and all the other perks associated with my current job.
Oh yeah, if my search for this new job proves fruitless, I will be back with no loss in pay or status. Before you say anything, remember that you have no choice in the matter. I can and will do this.


Every Senator or Congressman running for President.

Wednesday, August 20, 2008

Spiff"s View in the True Oldies 106.7 Studio

On the Road with Spiff

Hey gang! Join me this Saturday (8/23) at Publix Robson Crossing, 3446 Winder Hwy in Flowery Branch from 3p - 5p. Stop by for some great True Oldies Goodies (including your chance to win tickets to see Rod Stewart). Sampling will be taking place throughout the store. Discover the wide variety and quality of Publix GreenWise products.

6.5 Difficulty, 9.0 Style ... no Medal

I would love to see this in the next Olympics ...

(Thanks to Dave)

Tuesday, August 19, 2008

The New Guy On Cell Block C

(Thanks to Bill Naivar)

Monday, August 18, 2008

Story Time: Unemployment Compensation

Once upon a time Sven and Olaf worked together in a Minnesota factory....and both were laid off. So...dey went to the Unemployment Office together.
Asked his occupation, Olaf said, 'Panty stitcher. I sew da elastic onto da ladies cotton panties.'
The clerk looked up panty stitcher. Finding it classified as unskilled labor, she gave Olaf $300 a week in unemployment compensation.
Sven, when asked his occupation replied, 'Diesel fitter.'
The clerk looked up diesel fitter...and it was classified as a skilled job. So, the clerk gave Sven $600 a week in unemployment compensation.
When Olaf found this out, he was furious! He stormed back into the office to find out why his friend and co-worker was collecting double his benefits.
The clerk explained, 'Panty stitchers are unskilled labor and diesel fitters are skilled labor.'
'Vat skill?' yelled Olaf. 'I sew da elastic on da panties. Olaf puts dem over his head and says,
'Yah...... DIESEL FITTER.'

Thanks, (I think) to Lanny

Sunday, August 17, 2008

On The Road with Fred

Freddie Brooks (right) and a loyal True Oldies 106.7 fan at Southeast Vacuum Cleaner in Sandy Springs. (Notice the very clever fan trying to pilfer a True Oldies keychain with his left hand. Little did he realize, they were FREE.)

I'll be on the road this coming Saturday 3-5pm at the Publix in Flowery Branch. Stay tuned for more details.

Saturday, August 16, 2008

Avenue East Cobb Classic Car Show

The first Sunday morning of each month you can enjoy a free Classic Car Show at the Avenue East Cobb. Click Here or on the photo above for a short slide show of last month's show.

Thursday, August 14, 2008

Why I Did NOT Make The 2008 Olympics

(((Thanks to Bill & Mike for finding this.)))

We're listening!

Thanks for the calls and emails to True Oldies 106.7. Many of you have requested that I stay on the air a bit longer so that you can hear "Spiff and Fred" on your way home. OK, we'll do it. I will now be joining Freddie Brooks from 3-6 each weekday afternoon. Speaking of Freddie. He'll be out and about this weekend. Stop by and meet Freddie Saturday at Southeast Vacuum Center, 7262 Roswell Road in Sandy Springs from 11a-1p. He'll have some great True Oldies Goodies ... Food from New York City Deli and half price coupons from Monkey Joe's Indoor Party and Play Center!

Wednesday, August 13, 2008

It's Easy To Win At True Oldies 106.7 ...

Just ask this lucky winner of "Beach Boys" tickets.

Monday, August 11, 2008

You Too Can Be A WINNER!

First things first. A big THANK YOU to everyone who has taken the time to call into the "Spiff & Fred" show on True Oldies 106.7 to welcome me back on the air. Also thanks to you who have emailed me your well wishes. If not for you folks, I would not have been able to take advantage of such a wonderful opportunity. And now back to the regularly scheduled blog ...

Tune-in from 3-8 PM this week for your chance to win an Elvis DVD and qualify for the grand prize of the box set of his '68 Comeback Special. Our in-studio line is 404-741-1067. Good luck and I'll talk with you soon.

Saturday, August 9, 2008

"Far out, man!"

Click here or on above photo for a slide show of HippieFest 2008 at Chastain Park. 080808

Photos by Spiff

Thursday, August 7, 2008

See You Friday Night!

Join me and True Oldies 106.7 Friday night 7 o'clock at Chastain for "HippieFest 2008". Click Here for ticket information.

Jack Bruce Of Cream

Eric Burdon & The Animals

The Turtles Featuring Flo & Eddie


Badfinger Featuring Joey Molland

Jonathan Edwards

Please make a note of it ...

Here is some info you may need to know about True Oldies 106.7:

Studio Line: 404-741-1067

Office Line: 404-521-1067

Yes, you can "Listen Live" from our website. Plus, if you like, you can join the "True Listener Club" where you can win prizes, get discounts on concert tickets, and more!

Tuesday, August 5, 2008

The Countdown Begins ...

Monday afternoon ... 3 o'clock ... True Oldies 106.7 ... Freddie Brooks will be there ... and so will I!

Monday, August 4, 2008

He shoots ... and SCORES!!!!

Rodney Ho of the AJC has the scoop here! Call Freddie Brooks at True Oldies 106.7 and tell him what to expect. Be gentle. (404) 741-1067.

Sunday, August 3, 2008

I'll miss Skip pulling me aside and telling me a joke that was not politically correct ... I'll miss his sarcasm ... I'll miss his incredible behind-the-scene sport stories ... I'll miss his candor ... I'll miss hearing his voice call the Braves games. My thoughts and prayers are with his family and friends.