Tuesday, October 7, 2008
Do Not Try This At Home
I am passing this on to you because it definitely works and we could all use a little more calmness in our lives. By following the simple advice heard on the Dr. Phil
show, you too can find inner peace. Dr Phil proclaimed, 'The way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the things you have started and have never finished.' So, I looked around my house to see all the things I started and hadn't finished, and before leaving the house this morning, I finished a bottle of Merlot, a bottle of Zinfandel, a bottle of Bailey's Irish Cream, a package of Oreos, the remainder of my
old Prozac prescription, the rest of the cheesecake, some Doritos, and a box of chocolates. You have no idea how good I feel right now!
Posted by Spiff at 10:13 AM