Once upon a time, a husband and wife are grocery shopping when the man picks up a case of Budweiser and sticks it into the shopping cart.
"What do you think you're doing?" asks the wife.
"It's on sale today, only $10," he says.
"Put them back. We can't afford it," says the wife, and they continue on shopping.
A few aisles later the woman picks up a $20 jar of face cream and sticks it into the shopping cart.
"What do you think you're doing?" asks the man.
"It's my face cream. It makes me look beautiful," she says.
The man replies, "SO DOES A CASE OF BUDWEISER AND IT'S HALF THE PRICE!!!'
The man will be receiving visitors at Piedmont Hospital for the remainder of the week.
(Thanks to Bill Naivar)