Wednesday, July 2, 2008

Story Time: "The Lottery Winner"

Once upon a time a woman from Marietta came home, screeched her car into the driveway, and ran into the house. She slammed the door and shouted at the top of her lungs, 'Honey,pack your bags. I won the Mega-Millions lottery!' The husband said, 'Oh my Gosh! What should I pack, beach stuff or mountain stuff?' 'Doesn't matter,' she said. 'Just get out.'

No comments: