Randy & Spiff were “let go” yesterday from that radio station where they were drawing a paycheck. After years and years of getting up early to “Wake Up” the nice folks in Georgia, their routines have changed a bit. With that in mind, here are the TOP FIVE things Spiff Carner did this morning:
5—Set alarm clock for 3:30, wake up, toss clock in toilet, flush, go back to sleep.
4—Breakfast. Which beer do I try this morning?
3—Begin composing new country song, “Jobs may come and jobs may go but you’ll always be my baby.”
2—Call former radio station and attempt to win those much coveted fair tickets.
1—Look in mirror, notice unsightly nose hairs and say “Screw it!”