Friday, September 7, 2012

The Empty Chair


According to Clint Eastwood ... Romney’s aides wanted to know what he planned to say at the RNC, to which Clint responded, “You can’t do that with me, because I don’t know what I’m going to say.”

Really? Anyway ... the empty chair is now a part of political history. And it is so easy to have fun with it.
By the way ... this is NOT an endorsement for any candidate. They are all empty chairs if you ask me.

Thursday, September 6, 2012

Tuesday, September 4, 2012

IMHO

Tuesday, August 28, 2012

Wisdom from Groucho Marx

"Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read."

Sunday, August 26, 2012

If it is not true, it oughta be!

When Apollo Mission Astronaut Neil Armstrong first walked on the moon, he not only gave his famous "one small step for man, one giant leap for mankind" statement but followed it by several remarks, usual communication traffic between him, the other astronauts and Mission Control. Just before he re-entered the lander, however, he made this remark "Good luck Mr. Gorsky."

Many people at NASA thought it was a casual remark concerning some rival Soviet Cosmonaut. However, upon checking, there was no Gorsky in either the Russian or American space programs. Over the years many people questioned Armstrong as to what the "Good luck Mr. Gorsky" statement meant, but Armstrong always just smiled.

On July 5, 1995 in Tampa Bay FL, while answering questions following a speech, a reporter brought up the 26 year old question to Armstrong. This time he finally responded. Mr. Gorsky had finally died and so Neil Armstrong felt he could answer the question.

When he was a kid, he was playing baseball with a friend in the backyard. His friend hit a fly ball, which landed in the front of his neighbor's bedroom windows. His neighbors were Mr. & Mrs. Gorsky.

As he leaned down to pick up the ball, young Armstrong heard Mrs.Gorsky shouting at Mr. Gorsky. "Sex! You want sex?! You'll get sex when the kid next door walks on the moon!"

Saturday, August 25, 2012

RIP Neil Armstrong

I just HAD to take a photo of the moon tonight in honor of Neil Armstrong.


Wednesday, August 22, 2012

Monday, August 13, 2012

Farewell to "The Closer"

Final episode of "The Closer" tonight on TNT. One of my faves. Was lucky enough to have the opportunity to see the filming of an episode and have lunch with the cast and crew several years ago. Did meet all of them but only got photos of a few.  CLICK HERE for a quick 6-photo slide show.



Sunday, August 12, 2012


Saturday, August 11, 2012


Thursday, August 9, 2012

Milt Famey ... The Beginning!


Once upon a time way back in the 1950s, there was a young baseball player named Milt Famey of the Milwaukee Braves.  Milt was a natural -- a once-in-a-lifetime phenom whose fast ball blew away the best hitters. His 90 MPH curve ball would start out like it was going to hit the batter's ear, only to break at the last instant and hit the outside corner of the plate for a strike. Milt’s change up made the best hitters in the league cry.  He was indeed awesome!  Why then, you might ask, is Milt Famey not in the Hall of Fame? Alas, like many others before him, Milt's downfall was demon alcohol.  He really liked to tilt the glass. His drinking became almost legendary around the country, but he never let it affect his pitching until The Braves and the Yankees were in the World Series.  The series was tied at three games apiece, and the Braves were in New York for the seventh and deciding game.  The night before the big event, Milt's thirst got the better of him. He sneaked out of the hotel after curfew, and bought himself two cases of beer.  As you might imagine, the next morning Famey didn't feel too good.  But being the pro that he was, Milt managed to do just fine -- until the bottom of the ninth inning. With the Braves ahead by one run, two out, and the bases loaded, Milt’s revelry from the night before finally caught up to him.  Eight straight pitches -- eight straight balls. He walked in the tying run and the winning run, thereby, losing the game and the series.  After the game, a reporter went to the jubilant Yankee's clubhouse and spoke to the last two players that faced Milt. "Tell me," the reporter asked, "to what do you attribute this victory over the best pitcher in the major leagues"?  In unison the Yankee players replied, ... "It was the beer that made Milt Famey walk us"!  And now you know … the rest of the story!


Friday, August 3, 2012

Tuesday, July 31, 2012

Wednesday, July 25, 2012

It's for YOU!

Just got my 4th or 5th phone call from Atlanta Mayor Kasim Reed. I feel honored that he thinks so highly of me as to want my help. I also feel that he must think I am a complete idiot with a very short memory as his honor has repeated the same message to me (word for word) each time he called. I am happy that all the problems in Atlanta have been solved allowing him the time to contact me every other day, but I'm afraid his constant calls have alienated me to his message. Sorry Mayor Reed. Hope I remember to go to the polls on the 31st. With my short memory problem I may forget all about it.



Tuesday, July 17, 2012

Back in the saddle ... for a day.

I’ll be joining Susie Q Wednesday morning from 6-9 on Classic County Q97.3 and Q99.3 in Chattanooga. Listen live HERE.


Saturday, July 14, 2012

The Circle Fly


Once upon a time the Democrats and Republicans decided to have their Presidential debate in the American Heartland.  So the stage was built against the backdrop of a Midwestern farm.  But the debate couldn't get started because of all the flies buzzing around the heads of the two Presidential candidates.  Both candidates demanded to know why the flies wouldn't leave, so the farmer (who owned the farm where the debate was being held) explained to them, "Well, those are called circle flies. They always circle around the back end of horses." In unison both candidates angrily replied, "Hey, are you saying that I'm a horse's behind?" The farmer answered, "Oh no!  I would never call someone a horse's behind.  But it's hard to fool them flies though."




Friday, July 13, 2012

Yipes! Can't be ... can it?

Can't believe that the Rolling Stones have been around 50 years!  Seen them in concert three times.  This shot was from the very first time in 1981 in Rockford, Illinois.  I was working at WZOK radio at the time and had great seats right up front.  Ticket price ... $15.



Thursday, July 12, 2012

Really???

I wonder how it leaked out that our Olympic Team uniforms were made in China???


Sunday, July 8, 2012

Gotcha!

TED was caught surfing for porn on my laptop this morning. His computer privileges have been suspended indefinitely!



Tuesday, July 3, 2012

RIP Andy

Got a haircut today at Floyd's Barber Shop in honor of Andy Griffith.



Saturday, June 30, 2012

Chattanooga Sunrise

Had a great time sitting in with Susie Q on WUUQ Classic Country in Chattanooga.  Bonus ... Super Sunrise as seen from the WUUQ studio window.


Sunday, June 10, 2012

The Whole Famn Damily

Spiff, Old man Spiff, Scratch, Scooter and Ma Spiff.


Tuesday, May 29, 2012

Braves Win!!

Braves break 8-game losing streak thanks to using the league's largest bat boy as a cleanup hitter.


Friday, May 25, 2012

Tuesday, May 15, 2012

Your Government at Work?

From my friend Barry:  "The Secret Service scandal was discovered when a disagreement on how much a "lady of the evening" wanted for her services came to light. She wanted $800.00. The Secret Service Agent offered $30.00. How ironic is it that the only person in Washington willing to cut spending gets fired?"



Wednesday, May 9, 2012

Get me a glass of milk!!!!

Mmmmmmmm, something smells good in Stately Spiff Manor. YES! It's Janet's "Triple Threat Macadamia Cookies"! Macadamia nuts with semi-sweet, special dark, and bitter-sweet chips. Warm, just out of the oven and time for a taste test ...



Tuesday, May 8, 2012

Protest!

Headline: "Police break up all-night anti-Putin protest"

I remember in college after drinking beer and eating bean burritos, the girls in our dorm also staged an anti-Putin protest.

Tuesday, March 13, 2012

Field of Dreams

I never knew my Grandpa "Bud". He was electrocuted in an industrial accident when he was in his early 20's. But I like to believe that he is the one from whom I inherited my love for the game of baseball. Perhaps someday we will spend some time together talking about the game we both admire so much. For now though, with the help of a little Photoshop magic, I'll just have to settle for a picture of me and Grandpa Bud together wearing the uniforms of our favorite game. 

Saturday, March 10, 2012

Thursday, March 8, 2012

Tuesday, March 6, 2012

Opening Friday!

"JOHN CARTER" opens this Friday at a theater near you.  Looks interesting.  Here is an exclusive ten minute scene to wet your appetite.

Thursday, March 1, 2012

I'm on TV!!!! (Was on TV)

Do you remember these old Fox 97 Television Commercials featuring Randy & Spiff as we "Paid Every Listener" and "Did Anything to get Listeners".  Here is a look at four :30 commercials.  I believe we also did two "Meet Every Listener" spots as well.
Thanks to Steve Stockman who produced and directed these commercials.

Wednesday, February 29, 2012

RIP Davy Jones

Sad news about the passing of Monkees star Davy Jones. He was at our Wedding Reception at the Georgia Dome in 1996.  Nice guy.  Refused to give me any wedding advice.  Probably a good thing.  Nice blog from AJC's Rodney Ho remembering Davy Jones.

Friday, February 24, 2012

Spiff wins Wife lotto!!!

I do NOT need to play the lottery! I have Janet as a wife. I am the BIG winner!! Tonight's fare: Chicken with Rosemary, pancetta, red peppers and other secret ingredients ... plus, pole beans ... orzo pasta ... and sesame knots. I think I smell something cooking for dessert too!



Thursday, February 23, 2012

Remember


Whitney Houston has been gone for almost two weeks now.  I am sad she passed in such a tragic way.  She was an incredible talent.  However, the media coverage of her death and life has been non-stop.  Our society’s fascination with “celebrity” is simply amazing.  (I should know.  I was once part of that media.)  Today I made a stop to remember some people who did not get even close to the media coverage when they passed away.  No special “look back” at their lives … no two-hour live coverage of their funeral … no individual tributes during award shows.  Perhaps these people did not want any special recognition.  Perhaps they were just proud to do a job that allows us to spend our time idolizing celebrities.  Perhaps I will stop by and see these amazing people more often.   (Marietta National Cemetery)

Sunday, February 12, 2012

Long, Long before Wii

This "toy" was carved and painted by my Great Grandpa in 1942. I call it "Angry Marbles". You can shake it all you want and those three marbles will just roll back and forth ... never escaping. You can see the marbles from all four sides. How he got them in there? No idea.





Wednesday, February 8, 2012

Got my Vote.


“Boy, 12, saves grandma’s house from foreclosure.”  Accomplishes more than Congress and the President have in the past 3 years.

Monday, February 6, 2012

Hair Raising Story

“WSB's Monica Pearson retiring.”  Hair salon and hair dye company stocks nosedive.

Sunday, February 5, 2012

Nooooooooo!

"N. Korean accordion players interpret 80′s hit 'Take On Me'."  Many people worldwide now hoping Mayan calendar is correct.

That's a Croc!

"Researchers identify crocodile dating back 95M years."  Believed to be predecessor to present day reptiles, lawyers and politicians. 

Wednesday, February 1, 2012

Campaign Donations UP!

“Obama amasses $240 million campaign war chest … Romney $20 million.”  Cash for Clunkers is alive and well!

Here we go again!

“Looser Credit Standards Boost Car Sales.”  Just like the headline about home purchases from a few years ago.  What could possibly go wrong?

Monday, January 30, 2012

The birds do it ... the bees do it.

Caught these two "in action" at Zoo Atlanta today. The dude was really smooth ... putting his wing around his baby and making that "I Love You" eye contact. Two minutes later he was sleeping.

Thursday, January 26, 2012

Beam me up!

“Newt Gingrich promises to build a moon colony by 2020; make it a U.S. state.”   Will also build wall to keep out illegal space aliens.

Tuesday, January 24, 2012

Let's do it again!

Going to be having BIG FUN on the radio again Wednesday morning from 6-9 with Susie Q in Chattanooga. You can listen LIVE HERE .  


And if you have time give us a call at 423-702-9799.

Flush Twice

I'm going to save everyone some time tonight.  You do not have to watch the President's speech or the GOP response.



Monday, January 23, 2012

Blue Ridge, GA

Big fun with the family this weekend in Blue Ridge ...


Skinny Mocha Miller Lite


“Starbucks to sell beer, wine.”  No need for an in-house breathalyzer as one drink is the most anyone can afford.

Wednesday, January 18, 2012

Nothing to see here

“US Army burns off final chemical weapons in Utah.”  Two-headed Salt Lake City man says, “I didn’t know chemicals were stored around here.”

Tuesday, January 17, 2012

Heaven Can Wait


A new Facebook app called "If I die" will allow users to leave messages that can only be viewed after their death.  Here are my Top Five Messages to be left on Facebook when I move on from this planet:
5—Walk toward the light and bring sun block … at least 9000 SPF.
4— DO bring a Kindle or Nook as the lines are incredibly long and only three of the two million check-in windows are open.
3—Yes … a PHOTO ID is required.
2—Heaven is really cluttered ever since we started storing everything in the cloud.
1—You have to wade through hundreds of Occupy Heaven protesters just to reach the Pearly Gates. 

Monday, January 16, 2012

Wednesday, January 11, 2012

Saturday, January 7, 2012

That stinks.

“Georgia Woman Flushes $4K Bracelet Down Toilet.”  Shocked Mississippi residents ask, “What is this toilet you speak of?”

Wednesday, January 4, 2012

Choo-Choo

In case you didn't see it on my fb page ... Monday & Tuesday morning I will be sitting in with Susie Q (good friend and former midday personality from our old Fox 97 days) at Classic Country WUUQ in Chattanooga. Atlanta fans can stream on line HERE.  And they can call in to the show at 423-702-9799.

1/4/12: New Year Resolution #2 ... Broken!


Can you hear me now?

Where in the world can you hear Spiff on the radio next Monday & Tuesday?  RIGHT HERE!

Tuesday, January 3, 2012

Mini Scoop

Spiff will be sitting in on the radio next Monday & Tuesday with a good friend. More hints to follow.

He said what?

“Giant’s Justin Tuck calls Atlanta’s offensive linemen ‘dirtbags’.”  Considers political career since he already has campaign lingo down pat.

Monday, January 2, 2012

Sunday, January 1, 2012


That's about right ...


“Monkey Stolen from San Francisco Zoo Found Safe” … in Iowa with 4 point lead over Rick Perry.  

Saturday, December 31, 2011

Yum!

“Restaurant reopens after rat infestation.”  Note:  You may want to pass on the $3 all-you-can-eat ‘Steak’ kabobs.

Friday, December 30, 2011

What Fee?

“Verizon reverses fee after backlash.” Customers to Verizon: “Can you hear me now?”

They went that away ...

“Thieves hit car lot, swipe 25 GPS devices.”  Last seen recalculating their escape route.

Whoaaaaa!


“Chevy to Recall Over 4,000 Cars to Check for Missing Brakes.”  This should be easy.  Just look for the cars that are NOT stopping.

Tuesday, December 27, 2011

I'm shocked!


“LA coroner says Heavy D died of natural causes.”  Unlike many other rappers who died of lead poisoning.

Saturday, December 24, 2011

I thought as much


"Fruitcake From 1941 Sells for $525 in Ohio."  Yet more proof that WMD's do exist and have been around for a long, long time.

Friday, December 23, 2011

I Believe

“77% believe in Angels.”  Before the signing of Albert Pujols only 29% believed in Angels.

Thursday, December 22, 2011

It's ALIVE!!!

"'Building Blocks of Life' Found on Pluto's Surface."  Both Pluto and Goofy to be flea-dipped according to Disney.

Atlanta Radio 2011 Recap

For a nice review of what happened in 2011 in Atlanta Radio, CLICK HERE to check out Rodney Ho's recap. Well done Rodney.

Wednesday, December 21, 2011

Good Idea?

"Atheists aim to change image of penny-pinching Scrooges."  Now they'll start spreading around cash that says 'In God We Trust'.  Brilliant!

Dixie

“North Korean defectors learn to adapt in South” … by watching NASCAR, eating at the Waffle House and fixin’ to go to the Walmart.

Tuesday, December 20, 2011

So That's The Reason

“When a football team wins, male grades drop, economists find.”  Thus a better GPA for GT students vs UGA students.

MLB News


“Coco Crisp and Cardinals not close on deal.”  However, sources say that Cap’n Crunch will sign with Braves.

Monday, December 19, 2011

No bars here!


“AT&T agrees to drop bid for T-Mobile.”  Not to be confused with dropping calls in the middle of conversations.

Sunday, December 18, 2011

Fuzzy Math

"Romney Calls President a 'Great Divider'."  Also calls Gingrich a 'Great Multiplier' and says that Ron Paul is pretty good with fractions.

Saturday, December 17, 2011

I'm Confused?

“SEC charges ex-Fannie, Freddie CEOs with fraud.”  Also considering adding Texas and Oklahoma to conference.

Friday, December 16, 2011

This Just In!

“Deal Reached to Avert Government Shutdown.”  Taxpayers asked to bend over and assume the position.

Thursday, December 15, 2011

Really?


“Obama: 'No reason' to shut down government.”  Spiff: How about this reason?  It doesn’t work!

Education?

“REPORT: Half of U.S. Schools Failed Federal Standards.”  Know kidds leff  beahind.

Wednesday, December 14, 2011

Thanks Susie!

When someone leaves this earth ... they go to a wonderful place where they get to design sunsets. Thanks Susie for tonight.



Tuesday, December 13, 2011

Now what do we do?


“White House Ceases Production of Presidential Coins.”  Just great.  There goes the change we were promised.

Politics

"Donald Trump bows out as the moderator for a GOP presidential debate."  New poll indicates Trump's hair has a 3 point lead over Gingrich.

Monday, December 12, 2011

Don't do Drugs!

“NL MVP Braun fails drug test.”  Stumped by question ... 'Blue Ice is A: Methamphetamine or ... B: A Rap Artist.'

I Spy

“Japan Launches Second Spy Satellite This Year.”  Godzilla and Mothra …  nowhere to hide.

Sunday, December 11, 2011

Really?

"Feds Propose Unmanned U.S.-Mexico Border Entry."  I'm confused.  Don’t we already have one of those stretching from Texas to California?

Typical


GOP, Dems Point Fingers Over Taxes.  Voters to pull those fingers in 2012 with expected results.

Saturday, December 10, 2011

Looking for Loving Homes


As many of you already know, my wife’s sister Susie passed away on Thanksgiving.  We miss her so much.  Also missing Susie is the animal world.  Susie LOVED all animals and they loved her.  We are attempting to find a nice home, or homes for three of her loving kitties.  Fred, Lottie and Minnie.   Susie’s husband Brad travels quite a bit and will be unable to give them the love and care they need.  Here is a quick description of the kitties from Brad as well as photos.  Please contact me at spiffhappens@gmail.com if you are interested in adopting one or more of these loving cats.  I will then put you in contact with Brad.  Thanks so much.
Lottie
An older cat - very loving and calm - great for most households. She is spayed and had all of her shots. Warm and loving cat.
Fred
Fred is a lovable, gorgeous black and white 18 months old kitten.  His foster mom calls him "lover boy" cause he loves to be loved and kissed.   He was born under his foster mom's deck and has been neutered, had 2 of his 3 shots and has been de-wormed.  His Mom is a feral cat that has since been spayed and tested negative.  He loves to get his nose kissed and purrs up a storm.  He uses his litter box and is beginning to use a scratching post.  
Minnie
Minnie is a petite, sweet, beautiful black and while 18 month old kitten - with a pretty marking on her throat ! She was born under her foster Mom's deck and has been spayed, had 2 of her 3 shots and has been de-wormed. She was the first to use the litter box and the scratching post.   Her Mom tested negative.  She loves to play with her big brother Fred -  they are just gorgeous together and will keep you entertained.  Would love a caring person to adopt them both but would consider separating them for the right loving home.



Russian Election

Big Moscow protest rally against vote fraud begins.  Out of habit ACORN denies any wrongdoing whatsoever.  

Friday, December 9, 2011

Do'h!!!


Obama sets off White House metal detector.  Who knew a teleprompter under an overcoat could set off an alarm?

Thursday, December 8, 2011

Drone Down

Iranian TV aired images of the US drone that went down last week. Iranian officials have threatened to kill the pilot if not paid a ransom.

Wednesday, December 7, 2011

Blago

Former Illinois governor Rod Blagojevich sentenced to 14 years in prison. His hair received 5 years, reduced to 2 years for good behavior.

Tuesday, December 6, 2011

Back in the Day ...

Remember years ago when one Christmas light burned out, the entire string went out? Today the government still operates on that principal.

Tuesday, November 22, 2011

If Spiff was King for a Day


OK, if I was the “Dude (or Dudette) that be in charge” of this great country of ours … here is what I would do.  On January 1st I would check the national unemployment rate.  (Currently hovering around 9%).  I would then have a random drawing in the House and Senate and FIRE 9% of those folks.  Paychecks, insurance, all benefits … GONE!  Obviously those folks would qualify for Cobra Insurance if needed.  They would NEVER be allowed to return to their jobs again.  Retrain for a new career.  Isn’t that what we are told to do?  As far as the President goes.  9% of his or her campaign stash would be donated to the government to reduce the national debt.  Just think … every January we would be downsizing government and decreasing our national debt.  Just thinking.

Friday, November 18, 2011

A proposed constitutional amendment that would require Congress to balance the budget failed in the House today. Of course, both sides immediately started blaming each other. I just wonder ... "If politicians pointing fingers at each could somehow produce energy ... would we ever need a drop of oil from the Mideast again?"

Thursday, November 10, 2011

Sunday, November 6, 2011

Update

No news on the job front for Randy & Spiff ... BUT ... the trees in my neighborhood sure are pretty.

Wednesday, October 26, 2011

A Kennesaw Mountain Fall

Took a hike up Kennesaw Mountain today. The colors are popping! CLICK HERE for a quick slide show.