A new Facebook app called "If I die" will allow users to leave messages that can only be viewed after their death. Here are my Top Five Messages to be left on Facebook when I move on from this planet:
5—Walk toward the light and bring sun block … at least 9000 SPF.
4— DO bring a Kindle or Nook as the lines are incredibly long and only three of the two million check-in windows are open.
3—Yes … a PHOTO ID is required.
2—Heaven is really cluttered ever since we started storing everything in the cloud.
1—You have to wade through hundreds of Occupy Heaven protesters just to reach the Pearly Gates.