Wednesday, October 26, 2011
A Kennesaw Mountain Fall
Monday, October 24, 2011
Tuesday, October 18, 2011
The Bagpiper
Randy & Spiff receive an interesting email from a listener. It's all about a Georgia Bagpiper.
The Bagpiper by Spiff Carner
Sunday, October 16, 2011
Georgia Radio Hall of Fame
For the AJC article by Rodney Ho CLICK HERE.
Tuesday, October 11, 2011
Counterfeit $10 Bill
A Henry County student will soon find out if she faces expulsion for giving a counterfeit $10 bill to a teacher selling candy for a fund-raiser. As a public service here are the TOP FIVE signs you are holding a counterfeit Ten Dollar bill:
5—No U.S. Treasury building on the back. Instead, a Waffle House.
4—Across the top on the back it reads, “United States of America”. (No, wait a minute, that’s a WORTHLESS ten dollar bill.)
3—In place of Alexander Hamilton on the front, you see Al Franken.
2—The serial number is 867-5309JENNY
1—Four words … “In Government We Trust.”
Sunday, October 9, 2011
Story Time: The Bat Cave
Wednesday, October 5, 2011
Spiff Sports
Former Atlanta Brave and now Houston Astros’ outfielder Jordan Schafer has been arrested in Florida and charged with felony possession of marijuana. A police report says that black Land Rover driven by Schafer with its windows open pulled up next to a police car. Officers noticed a strong marijuana smell and saw Schafer smoking some wacky- tobaccy. Schafer admitted smoking marijuana and that he had more in the vehicle. A search turned up less than an ounce in a plastic container and a small amount inside “three small marijuana peanut butter cups”. WOW! I know whose house I will be “trick or treating” at this Halloween! Schafer was suspended for the first 50 games back in 2008 for a violation of baseball’s drug policy. There have been signs along the way that Schafer was having problems. If only his former Braves teammates could have noticed these tell-tale signs during their conversations with Jordan.
--Teammate: “Look, the bases are loaded.” --Schafer: “So am I.”
--Teammate: “I love the smell of freshly cut grass at Turner Field.” --Schafer: “And in my apartment.”
--Teammate: “We’re going into the bottom of the third.” --Schafer: “I’m already at the bottom of my fifth.”
--Teammate: “What song did you pick to be played as you walk up to the plate?” --Schafer: “Don’t Bogart that Joint, My Friend.”
Dufus of the Day
Tuesday, October 4, 2011
A Tuesday Top Five
Randy & Spiff were “let go” yesterday from that radio station where they were drawing a paycheck. After years and years of getting up early to “Wake Up” the nice folks in Georgia, their routines have changed a bit. With that in mind, here are the TOP FIVE things Spiff Carner did this morning:
5—Set alarm clock for 3:30, wake up, toss clock in toilet, flush, go back to sleep.
4—Breakfast. Which beer do I try this morning?
3—Begin composing new country song, “Jobs may come and jobs may go but you’ll always be my baby.”
2—Call former radio station and attempt to win those much coveted fair tickets.
1—Look in mirror, notice unsightly nose hairs and say “Screw it!”