Friday, June 20, 2008

Story Time: "The Happy Lady"


A doctor on his morning walk noticed a lady sitting on her front step smoking a cigar, so he walked up to her and said, 'I couldn't help noticing how happy you look! What is your secret?'


'I smoke ten cigars a day,' she said. 'Before I go to bed, I smoke a nice big joint. Apart from that, I drink a whole bottle of Jack Daniels every week, and eat only junk food. On weekends, I pop pills, run around with men, and don't exercise at all.'


'That is absolutely amazing! How old are you?'


'Twenty-four,' she replied.
(Thanks to Lanny Lipsky)

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