A doctor on his morning walk noticed a lady sitting on her front step smoking a cigar, so he walked up to her and said, 'I couldn't help noticing how happy you look! What is your secret?'
'I smoke ten cigars a day,' she said. 'Before I go to bed, I smoke a nice big joint. Apart from that, I drink a whole bottle of Jack Daniels every week, and eat only junk food. On weekends, I pop pills, run around with men, and don't exercise at all.'
'That is absolutely amazing! How old are you?'
'Twenty-four,' she replied.
(Thanks to Lanny Lipsky)