Did you hear about the guy in Pennsylvania who had to be rescued from a Porta-Potty? Seems that a rescue crew had to cut apart the portable toilet to reach a man who got stuck NAKED inside the potty. Apparently the man used his cell phone to call 911 from inside the toilet. Police say the man had been drinking and had taken off his clothes and somehow, he immersed himself in the holding tank.
My question ... where was he keeping his cell phone????