Saturday, April 5, 2014

Letterman Retires!

The TOP FIVE reasons why David Letterman is retiring in 2015:

5--Microphone emits feedback every time it gets close to Dave's "First Alert" necklace.

4--Dave is completely exhausted by number six while doing the Top Ten List.

3--4:30PM taping time right in the middle of the Early Bird Special at Bernie's Buffet.

2--Even at 82 degrees in the Ed Sullivan Theater, Dave still feels chilled.

And the number one reason why David Letterman is retiring in 2015:

1--Got himself a very sweet deal on a Fixed Indexed Annuity.

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