Georgia to Missouri in 30 Seconds

This is why my family hates to travel with me. 650 miles ... 10 hours 45 minutes ... lovely scenery ...

Get Ready To Party!

Gary Puckett of Union Gap fame ... The Grass Roots starring Rob Grill ... and Gary Lewis & The Playboys! Click here to order your tickets by phone or on-line. It's "The Sounds of the 60's Solid Gold" concert Saturday, October 4th.

Home Sweet Home

Just got back from a quick visit with my folks in southern Missouri.

Check out the photos HERE.

Story Time: "The Beauty Treatment"

Once upon a time, a husband and wife are grocery shopping when the man picks up a case of Budweiser and sticks it into the shopping cart.
"What do you think you're doing?" asks the wife.
"It's on sale today, only $10," he says.
"Put them back. We can't afford it," says the wife, and they continue on shopping.
A few aisles later the woman picks up a $20 jar of face cream and sticks it into the shopping cart.
"What do you think you're doing?" asks the man.
"It's my face cream. It makes me look beautiful," she says.
The man replies, "SO DOES A CASE OF BUDWEISER AND IT'S HALF THE PRICE!!!'
The man will be receiving visitors at Piedmont Hospital for the remainder of the week.

(Thanks to Bill Naivar)

Chunky Gal Mountain

From "The Best of Randy & Spiff"

Drinking Was Involved ...

A Russian woman in St Petersburg killed her drunk husband with a folding couch. Click here for the rest of the story.

Can Cell Phones really harm you???

((Thanks to Pace))

What the ... ?

((click photo to enlarge))

Proud to be a Redneck

You might be a Redneck if:

1. It never occurred to you to be offended by the phrase, "One nation, under God."

2. You've never protested about seeing the 10 Commandments posted in public places.

3. You still say "Christmas" instead of "Winter Festival".

4. You remove your hat and bow your head when anyone prays.

5. You stand and place your hand over your heart when they play our National Anthem

6. You treat Viet Nam vets with great respect, and always have.

7. You've never burned an American flag, but would kick someone's BUTT that did.

8. You know what you believe and you aren't afraid to say so, no matter who is listening.

9 You respect your elders and expect your kids to do the same.

10. You'd give your last dollar to a friend.

(Thanks to Walt for finding this.)

The Rain-Out

Happy Independence Day!!!

Patriotic Liz!

Happy 4th of July!!!

Men. You can't live with them ...

...You can't legally kill them.



(Thanks, I think, to Mike Jett)

Story Time: "The Lottery Winner"

Once upon a time a woman from Marietta came home, screeched her car into the driveway, and ran into the house. She slammed the door and shouted at the top of her lungs, 'Honey,pack your bags. I won the Mega-Millions lottery!' The husband said, 'Oh my Gosh! What should I pack, beach stuff or mountain stuff?' 'Doesn't matter,' she said. 'Just get out.'

Caption This!

"Dang ... How much longer for that Pizza delivery?"

((Add your caption to this photo in the comment section.))

Civil War Artillery at Kennesaw Mountain during the 144th Battle Anniversary this past weekend. Just like my time in the military ... "Hurry up and wait."