Once upon a time a Texas cowboy appeared before St. Peter at the Pearly gates.
'Have you ever done anything of particular merit?' St Peter asked.
'Well, I can think of one thing,' the cowboy offered. 'Once, on a trip to the Black Hills in South Dakota , I came upon a gang of bikers who were threatening a young woman. I directed them to leave her alone, but they wouldn't listen. So, I approached the largest and most heavily tattooed biker, smacked him in the face, kicked his bike over, ripped out his nose ring, and threw it on the ground.' I yelled,'Now back off!! Or I'll kick the crap out of all of you!!'
St. Peter was impressed, 'When did this happen?'
'Just a couple of minutes ago...'
'Have you ever done anything of particular merit?' St Peter asked.
'Well, I can think of one thing,' the cowboy offered. 'Once, on a trip to the Black Hills in South Dakota , I came upon a gang of bikers who were threatening a young woman. I directed them to leave her alone, but they wouldn't listen. So, I approached the largest and most heavily tattooed biker, smacked him in the face, kicked his bike over, ripped out his nose ring, and threw it on the ground.' I yelled,'Now back off!! Or I'll kick the crap out of all of you!!'
St. Peter was impressed, 'When did this happen?'
'Just a couple of minutes ago...'
2 comments:
Hey Spiff,
Who's good lookin bike is that?? If I where to guess I would think it was "beerman's" brother's. Good guess huh??
Can't slip one past you Lenny!
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