*The top five ways to tell that you are grown up:
5--You go from 130 days of vacation to 14.
4--Dinner and a movie is the whole date instead of just the beginning of one.
3--You hear your favorite song ... in an elevator.
2--Your friends marry and divorce instead of "hook up" and "break up".
1--You actually eat breakfast food at breakfast time.
*Sent to me by a grown up friend.