The Hole

“So, what you’re telling me is … you were on a call when you dropped your phone. It bounced twice and then disappeared down this hole. Then you attempted to retrieve it by shoving your arm in the hole. At which time, your wedding ring slipped off your finger and vanished into the darkness. And now, that squeaky voice we hear echoing up, from who knows where, is your agitated wife demanding you answer her now, or else. Do I have that right?” 

“No. The phone only bounced once.”