I would like to throw my hat into the ring to be the next Supreme Court Justice. Why?
A) I have never been a lawyer which means I wouldn’t use that darn legalese. Everyone should be able to easily understand my decisions.
B) I personally distrust all politicians and could care less whether they’re a Democrat, Republican, or Independent. No voting down party lines for me.
C) I have stayed overnight on several occasions at a Holiday Inn Express.
D) I am already wearing a robe most of the day around the house and on occasion in public, so the transaction to the high court would be very easy for me.