Something interesting today when I #voted. Poll workers handed out red or blue #clothespins to put on your nose when you voted. #Primary— Spiff Carner (@spiffhappens) February 25, 2016
Thursday, February 25, 2016
Something smells?
Wednesday, February 24, 2016
Stay in Vegas
Don't you wish that all the politicians (#Democrats and #Republicans) who visited #LasVegas in the past month, would have STAYED in Vegas?— Spiff Carner (@spiffhappens) February 24, 2016
Nevada Caucus
Final results of #Nevadacaucus may be delayed as "What happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas." #gopcaucus #gop #lasvegas #politics— Spiff Carner (@spiffhappens) February 24, 2016
Tuesday, February 23, 2016
Sunday, February 21, 2016
Fire in Hole!
We are at DEFCON 2! Colonoscopy prep has commenced. I am locking myself in the bunker in 3 ... 2 ...
Friday, February 19, 2016
Thursday, February 18, 2016
Supreme Court
I would like to throw my hat into the ring to be the next Supreme Court Justice. Why?
A) I have never been a lawyer which means I wouldn’t use that darn legalese. Everyone should be able to easily understand my decisions.
B) I personally distrust all politicians and could care less whether they’re a Democrat, Republican, or Independent. No voting down party lines for me.
C) I have stayed overnight on several occasions at a Holiday Inn Express.
D) I am already wearing a robe most of the day around the house and on occasion in public, so the transaction to the high court would be very easy for me.
A) I have never been a lawyer which means I wouldn’t use that darn legalese. Everyone should be able to easily understand my decisions.
B) I personally distrust all politicians and could care less whether they’re a Democrat, Republican, or Independent. No voting down party lines for me.
C) I have stayed overnight on several occasions at a Holiday Inn Express.
D) I am already wearing a robe most of the day around the house and on occasion in public, so the transaction to the high court would be very easy for me.
Wednesday, February 17, 2016
Saturday, February 13, 2016
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I recorded the Democratic debate a couple of nights ago. I plan to watch the GOP debate live tonight while simultaneously replaying the Democrats contest screen in screen. I will mute the TV volume while blasting Pink Floyd’s “Dark Side of the Moon” during the debates. I have also relocated to Colorado for the night so that I will not be arrested for doing anything illegal while viewing the debates. By tomorrow morning I should know beyond the shadow of a doubt who I will vote for in the election. Or, I’ll be at Taco Bell eating several Breakfast Crunchwraps.
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Disclaimer: Reference to any specific political party does not constitute my endorsement or disapproval of said group. Any views or opinions presented in this post are solely those of the author and a feeble attempt at making at least one person laugh. The author will not accept any personal attacks, name-calling, or such in the comments section of this post. Such comments will be deleted. If you are offended by this post, please get a life. Do not read while operating a motor vehicle or heavy equipment. This post is meant for humorous purposes only. This information is subject to change without notice. All rights reserved.
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