Once upon a time the Democrats and Republicans decided to
have their Presidential debate in the American Heartland. So the stage was built against the backdrop
of a Midwestern farm. But the debate
couldn't get started because of all the flies buzzing around the heads of the
two Presidential candidates. Both
candidates demanded to know why the flies wouldn't leave, so the farmer (who
owned the farm where the debate was being held) explained to them, "Well,
those are called circle flies. They always circle around the back end of
horses." In unison both candidates angrily replied, "Hey, are you
saying that I'm a horse's behind?" The farmer answered, "Oh no! I would never call someone a horse's behind. But it's hard to fool them flies though."
3 comments:
Howard got front row seats at a Who concert back in the day, too. Paid $6.00 in the late 60's. Unfortunately that was before I came into the picture. Dang it! I'll be listening on Friday!
Jody
Not Friday. Wednesday!
Jody: Most likely I will be sitting in with Susie Q on Friday of this week.
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