Saturday, May 3, 2008

Help is just a phone call away

Well, as you know, I have been out of work since October. I was feeling a little down last night so I called one of those help hot lines for depression. I was surprised to find that the call center was halfway around the world in the middle east. When they finally answered the phone I told them that I was suicidal. The person on the other end got all excited and asked me if I could drive a truck for them. (ba-dum-bum-CHING!!)


Bill Naivar said...

Can you hear me now? *FOOM*

Anonymous said...

Have I got a job for you! ! ! No practicing..