RIP Tim Wilson

Thanks for the many laughs and many visits to "The Randy & Spiff Show"

Ice Ice Baby!

Life on the Edge

Super Bowl?

I thought that the Falcons season was over? But here they are in the Super Bowl wearing Denver Broncos uniforms.

Snow in Georgia!

Just realized that snow in Georgia is sorta like dog years. 1 inch of snow is like driving in 7 inches.

I am Otis!

I took “The Andy Griffith Show” personality quiz, and I am Otis! Who are you?

Canada Cold!

If you think our weather here in Georgia has been wacky and very cold at times, see what Canada is experiencing. I just got off the phone with a friend who lives in Regina, Saskatchewan.

She said that since early this morning the snow has been nearly waist high and is still falling. The temperature is 32 below zero and the north wind is increasing to near gale force. Wind chill is -59. Her husband has done nothing but look through the kitchen window and just stare. She says that if it gets much worse, she may have to let the drunken loser in.

Just Thinking

"Now that marijuana is legal in Colorado, the rationing of Doritos and Ho Ho Cakes cannot be far behind."

Cold Weather Tip

Spiff's "Redneck" Frigid Temperatures Tip #17: To keep your water pipes from freezing it is wise to cover all outside faucets.

Everybody Panic!

Below freezing temps arriving --- check
Possibility of frozen precipitation --- check
Emergency provisions acquired --- check

Merry Christmas!

Falcons fall to 3 - 10.

This just in: Fulton County Commissioners call emergency session to contact Cobb County and beg that they return the Braves in exchange for the Falcons!

A date which will live in infamy

Happy Turkey Day!

Number One Pick

If you had the #1 NFL draft pick, who would you choose? I'm asking for a friend who works for the Atlanta Falcons.

Braves moving to Cobb County!

The main reason the Braves plan to move to Cobb County in 2017. Much easier to give directions to the new stadium ... "Just down the road from the Big Chicken."

Thank You!

Problem Solvers?

Whenever I am in southern Missouri visiting my folks, who have no WiFi or cable TV, we often sit under the very old hickory tree and solve the world problems. Since it seems there are more problems in the world today than ever before, we have apparently been doing a lousy job.

 

D'oh!

Major misunderstanding on the part of the Atlanta Falcons. Instead of falling back one hour today, they fell back 13 years to become the team they were in 2000.

Just Relax

(From my friend Mike)

In case you had a rough week, here's a stress management technique recommended in all the latest psychological journals. The funny thing is that it really does work and will make you smile.

1. Picture yourself lying on your belly on a warm rock that hangs out over a crystal clear stream.
2. Picture yourself with both your hands dangling in the cool running water.
3. Birds are sweetly singing in the cool mountain air.
4. No one knows your secret place.
5. You are in total seclusion from that hectic place called the world.
6. The soothing sound of a gentle waterfall fills the air with a cascade of serenity.
7. The water is so clear that you can make out the face of the politician you are holding underwater.

See it worked. You're smiling. You feel better already.