Mystery of #AcademyAwards blunder solved! Backstage photo shows Spiff Carner and actor/comedian #JayThomas preparing to Punk the #Oscars pic.twitter.com/sFoeTCYmJW— Spiff Carner (@spiffhappens) February 28, 2017
Monday, February 27, 2017
Apparently the #Russians #hacked the official accountant of the #Oscars #PricewaterhouseCoopers. Well played, #Putin, #wellplayed.— Spiff Carner (@spiffhappens) February 27, 2017
Monday, February 20, 2017
Help! I can't get up.
You know you are doing a pretty good job at grand-parenting when:
A---After an overnight stay, your granddaughter cries and doesn't want to leave.
B---The moment she does leave, you both collapse from exhaustion on the floor and regret not having a "First Alert" necklace because you know it will be two to three days before you have the strength to move.
A---After an overnight stay, your granddaughter cries and doesn't want to leave.
B---The moment she does leave, you both collapse from exhaustion on the floor and regret not having a "First Alert" necklace because you know it will be two to three days before you have the strength to move.
Sunday, February 19, 2017
Monday Morning Mugshots
Time to take our minds off of politics, facebook rants, fake news, etc.
Introducing Monday Morning Mugshots!
Put up a mugshot from your past, make one, or post a photo of yourself that would make a good mugshot. Have fun ... and see you in lockup!
Thursday, February 16, 2017
Spring Training
To make 43-year-old Bartolo Colón feel a lot younger, the Braves invited 60-something Spiff Carner to Spring Training. Unfortunately I tested positive for Metamucil and will miss the rest of the season.
Saturday, February 11, 2017
Babbling Brook
Although I am not certain, I believe that today I stumbled upon that “Babbling Brook” we’ve all heard about so often. As I sat in this quiet serene place, with the soothing sounds of water flowing over the rocks, I listened closely to the brook hoping it would encompass me with its’ age-old wisdom. However, after about five minutes I realized that the brook was just repeating itself over and over again. I walked away … but for some time continued to hear the brook babble on and on as if I really cared about anything it was saying.
Monday, February 6, 2017
Pats 34 Falcons 28
Plan to protest because the #Falcons outplayed the #Pats 3 of 4 quarters. Never mind the rule of "most points win." #NotMySuperBowlChamps— Spiff Carner (@spiffhappens) February 6, 2017
Friday, February 3, 2017
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