Sunday, November 30, 2008
Tuesday, November 25, 2008
Sunday, November 23, 2008
Thursday, November 20, 2008
Story Time: "The Thanksgiving Visit"
A man in Acworth, Georgia calls his son in San Diego the day before Thanksgiving and says, "I hate to ruin your day, but I have to tell you that your mother and I are divorcing; forty-five years of misery is enough. "Pop, what are you talking about?" the son screams.
We can't stand the sight of each other any longer," the father says. "We're sick of each other, and I'm sick of talking about this, so you call your sister in Denver and tell her." Frantic, the son calls his sister, who explodes on the phone. "Like heck they're getting divorced," she shouts, "I'll take care of this," She calls immediately, and screams at her father, "You are NOT getting divorced. Don't do a single thing until I get there. I'm calling my brother back, and we'll both be there tomorrow. Until then, don't do a thing, DO YOU HEAR ME?" and hangs up. The old man hangs up his phone and turns to his wife. "Okay," he says, "they're coming for Thanksgiving and paying their own way."
(Thanks to Angeleen)
We can't stand the sight of each other any longer," the father says. "We're sick of each other, and I'm sick of talking about this, so you call your sister in Denver and tell her." Frantic, the son calls his sister, who explodes on the phone. "Like heck they're getting divorced," she shouts, "I'll take care of this," She calls immediately, and screams at her father, "You are NOT getting divorced. Don't do a single thing until I get there. I'm calling my brother back, and we'll both be there tomorrow. Until then, don't do a thing, DO YOU HEAR ME?" and hangs up. The old man hangs up his phone and turns to his wife. "Okay," he says, "they're coming for Thanksgiving and paying their own way."
(Thanks to Angeleen)
Thursday, November 13, 2008
Listen for the motorcycle rev up 3 times a day - Monday thru Friday - at 8:15am, 1:15pm and 5:15pm. Be the 10th Caller at (404) 741-1067 when you hear our “hog” rev up...you’ll score a family four-pack of tickets to ride the legendary Pink Pig at Macy’s Lenox Square, and you’re qualified for the Grand Prize drawing for your chance to win the “Softtail Deluxe 105th Anniversary Edition” Harley from Granite Mountain Harley-Davidson!
Tuesday, November 11, 2008
Veteran's Day ... Never Forget!
You put it on the line for us
We won’t forget, you are A-Plus
This country stands because of you
Your service seals red white, and blue
No better troops embrace this earth
Thank God for you, our greatest worth
We pray for you both night and day
God be with you along your way
You wear your uniform with pride
And use your skills, so well applied
The rank you hold does mean one thing
You’re a GI and you are first-string
Be well assured we back you strong
How proud we say ‘that you belong’
Without your will - to walk the walk
We’d have no right - to talk the talk
(Roger Robicheau)
Sunday, November 9, 2008
Friday, November 7, 2008
Sunday, November 2, 2008
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