Yum!

“Restaurant reopens after rat infestation.”  Note:  You may want to pass on the $3 all-you-can-eat ‘Steak’ kabobs.

What Fee?

“Verizon reverses fee after backlash.” Customers to Verizon: “Can you hear me now?”

They went that away ...

“Thieves hit car lot, swipe 25 GPS devices.”  Last seen recalculating their escape route.

Whoaaaaa!

“Chevy to Recall Over 4,000 Cars to Check for Missing Brakes.”  This should be easy.  Just look for the cars that are NOT stopping.

I'm shocked!

“LA coroner says Heavy D died of natural causes.”  Unlike many other rappers who died of lead poisoning.

I thought as much

"Fruitcake From 1941 Sells for $525 in Ohio."  Yet more proof that WMD's do exist and have been around for a long, long time.

I Believe

“77% believe in Angels.”  Before the signing of Albert Pujols only 29% believed in Angels.

It's ALIVE!!!

"'Building Blocks of Life' Found on Pluto's Surface."  Both Pluto and Goofy to be flea-dipped according to Disney.

Atlanta Radio 2011 Recap

For a nice review of what happened in 2011 in Atlanta Radio, CLICK HERE to check out Rodney Ho's recap. Well done Rodney.

Good Idea?

"Atheists aim to change image of penny-pinching Scrooges."  Now they'll start spreading around cash that says 'In God We Trust'.  Brilliant!

Dixie

“North Korean defectors learn to adapt in South” … by watching NASCAR, eating at the Waffle House and fixin’ to go to the Walmart.

So That's The Reason

“When a football team wins, male grades drop, economists find.”  Thus a better GPA for GT students vs UGA students.

MLB News

“Coco Crisp and Cardinals not close on deal.”  However, sources say that Cap’n Crunch will sign with Braves.

No bars here!

“AT&T agrees to drop bid for T-Mobile.”  Not to be confused with dropping calls in the middle of conversations.

Fuzzy Math

"Romney Calls President a 'Great Divider'."  Also calls Gingrich a 'Great Multiplier' and says that Ron Paul is pretty good with fractions.

I'm Confused?

“SEC charges ex-Fannie, Freddie CEOs with fraud.”  Also considering adding Texas and Oklahoma to conference.

This Just In!

“Deal Reached to Avert Government Shutdown.”  Taxpayers asked to bend over and assume the position.

Really?

“Obama: 'No reason' to shut down government.”  Spiff: How about this reason?  It doesn’t work!

Education?

“REPORT: Half of U.S. Schools Failed Federal Standards.”  Know kidds leff  beahind.

Thanks Susie!

When someone leaves this earth ... they go to a wonderful place where they get to design sunsets. Thanks Susie for tonight.

Now what do we do?

“White House Ceases Production of Presidential Coins.”  Just great.  There goes the change we were promised.

Politics

"Donald Trump bows out as the moderator for a GOP presidential debate."  New poll indicates Trump's hair has a 3 point lead over Gingrich.

Don't do Drugs!

“NL MVP Braun fails drug test.”  Stumped by question ... 'Blue Ice is A: Methamphetamine or ... B: A Rap Artist.'

I Spy

“Japan Launches Second Spy Satellite This Year.”  Godzilla and Mothra …  nowhere to hide.

Really?

"Feds Propose Unmanned U.S.-Mexico Border Entry."  I'm confused.  Don’t we already have one of those stretching from Texas to California?

Typical

GOP, Dems Point Fingers Over Taxes.  Voters to pull those fingers in 2012 with expected results.

Looking for Loving Homes

As many of you already know, my wife’s sister Susie passed away on Thanksgiving.  We miss her so much.  Also missing Susie is the animal world.  Susie LOVED all animals and they loved her.  We are attempting to find a nice home, or homes for three of her loving kitties.  Fred, Lottie and Minnie.   Susie’s husband Brad travels quite a bit and will be unable to give them the love and care they need.  Here is a quick description of the kitties from Brad as well as photos.  Please contact me at spiffhappens@gmail.com if you are interested in adopting one or more of these loving cats.  I will then put you in contact with Brad.  Thanks so much.

Lottie

An older cat - very loving and calm - great for most households. She is spayed and had all of her shots. Warm and loving cat.

Fred

Fred is a lovable, gorgeous black and white 18 months old kitten.  His foster mom calls him "lover boy" cause he loves to be loved and kissed.   He was born under his foster mom's deck and has been neutered, had 2 of his 3 shots and has been de-wormed.  His Mom is a feral cat that has since been spayed and tested negative.  He loves to get his nose kissed and purrs up a storm.  He uses his litter box and is beginning to use a scratching post.  

Minnie

Minnie is a petite, sweet, beautiful black and while 18 month old kitten - with a pretty marking on her throat ! She was born under her foster Mom's deck and has been spayed, had 2 of her 3 shots and has been de-wormed. She was the first to use the litter box and the scratching post.   Her Mom tested negative.  She loves to play with her big brother Fred -  they are just gorgeous together and will keep you entertained.  Would love a caring person to adopt them both but would consider separating them for the right loving home.

Russian Election

Big Moscow protest rally against vote fraud begins.  Out of habit ACORN denies any wrongdoing whatsoever.  

Do'h!!!

Obama sets off White House metal detector.  Who knew a teleprompter under an overcoat could set off an alarm?

Drone Down

Iranian TV aired images of the US drone that went down last week. Iranian officials have threatened to kill the pilot if not paid a ransom.

Blago

Former Illinois governor Rod Blagojevich sentenced to 14 years in prison. His hair received 5 years, reduced to 2 years for good behavior.

Back in the Day ...

Remember years ago when one Christmas light burned out, the entire string went out? Today the government still operates on that principal.