Tuesday, September 30, 2008

Redneck Carnival Ride

(Thanks to Lanny for finding this)

Sunday, September 28, 2008

Far Out Fridays!

Want True Oldies 106.7 to pay your place of work a visit? Click here to sign up for "Far Out Fridays". Friday's just got a whole lot cooler! Just ask the folks at "Roxanne's Accounting & Tax Service" in Austell ...

Saturday, September 27, 2008

Friday, September 26, 2008

Sunday, September 21, 2008

Story Time: "The Police Chase"

Once upon a time a senior citizen drove his brand new Corvette convertible out of the dealership. Taking off down the road, he floored it to 90 mph, enjoying the wind blowing through what little hair he had left.  'Amazing,' he thought as he flew down I-75, pushing the pedal even more.  Looking in his rear view mirror, he saw a Georgia State Trooper behind him, lights flashing and siren blaring.  He floored it to 100 mph, then 110, then 120.  Suddenly he thought, 'What am I doing?  I'm too old for this,' and pulled over to await the trooper's arrival.  Pulling in behind him, the trooper walked up to the Corvette, looked at his watch and said, 'Sir, my shift ends in 30 minutes. Today is Friday. If you can give me a reason for speeding that I've never heard before, I'll let you go.'  The old gentleman paused. Then said, 'Years ago, my wife ran off with a Georgia State Trooper. I thought you were bringing her back.'  ''Have a good day, sir,' replied the trooper.

(Thanks to Charlotte)

Wednesday, September 17, 2008

Still Time To Get Tickets!

Gary Puckett of Union Gap fame ... The Grass Roots ... and Gary Lewis & The Playboys! Click here to order your tickets by phone or on-line. It's "The Sounds of the 60's Solid Gold" concert Saturday, October 4th.

Monday, September 15, 2008

Sunday, September 14, 2008

It's a TRUE OLDIES 106.7 "Workday Shout Out!"

How would you like a True Oldies 106.7 "Workday Shout Out" to your office or place of work during the "Spiff & Fred Show"?  It's easy to do.  Just drop me an email with your name, company name and location.  I'll take care of the rest and then we'll give you a SHOUT OUT during the "Spiff & Fred Show", 3-7 weekday afternoons.

Lessons To Live By ...


Wine her. Dine her. Call her. Hold her. Surprise her. Compliment her. Smile at her. Listen to her. Laugh with her. Cry with her. Romance her. Encourage her. Believe in her. Cuddle with her. Shop with her. Give her jewelry. Buy her flowers. Hold her hand. Write love letters to her. Go to the ends of the earth and back again for her.


Show up naked. Bring chicken wings. Don't block the TV.

((Thanks to Lanny))   

Friday, September 12, 2008

Win Tickets to see Tina Turner!!!

Join the True Oldies Listener Club and have a chance to win a pair of tickets to see Tina Turner! Click here or on "Tina" for your chance to win.

Wednesday, September 10, 2008

Tuesday, September 9, 2008

Monday, September 8, 2008

How to Install a Home Security System in the South

1. Go to a second-hand store and buy a pair of men's used size 14-16 work boots.

2. Place them on your front porch, along with a copy of Guns and Ammo Magazine.

3. Put a few giant dog dishes next to the boots and magazines.

4. Leave a note on your door that reads:

Hey Bubba - Me, Big Jim, Duke and Slim went for more ammunition. Back in an hour.
Don't mess with the pit bulls - they attacked the mailman this morning and messed him up real bad.  I don't think Killer took part in it, but it was hard to tell from all the blood.  Anyway, I locked all four of 'em in the house. Better wait outside.

(Thanks to Tom)

Sunday, September 7, 2008

Saturday, September 6, 2008

On The Road With Spiff

Hey gang! Join me, Fred, Wayne "No Offence" and the True Oldies 106.7 gang at "The Taste of Kennesaw" ... Saturday 9/6 ... 11a-8p ... Live concert beginning at 8p with "The Great American Rock and Roll Revival." I'll be there starting around 6p. Click here for more information.

Friday, September 5, 2008

How do you spell AMERICA???

Look closely at the sign in the crowd at the RNC ...